What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

14.06.2025 03:25

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

What would happen if the US government told the British government in no uncertain terms all RAF bases with USAF personnel now must follow the Constitution and us law, and if the UK tried to defy this, the US military would directly attack the UK?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?